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Do not copy any of my artwork, poetry or photography without my permission.
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Monday, September 6, 2010

Magpie Tales

Oh the fun of Magpie Tales.

I have been putting this one off.
Time to get started.



What You Don't See

I picked this apple off the tree
Had an experiment I wanted to see.
You see the bite, you see the spot.
What you don't see 
Is my new false teeth lying on the ground in front of me.



So much for an apple a day keeps doctor away, but not the dentist. 



(BYW this is just fiction.
I am old as dirt and so are all my original teeth.)


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10 comments:

Bernie said...

This post is so cute Peggy. You haven't been showing up on my reader but I was lonesome for you so thought I would pop over and here are your post. Don't know what is happening with Reader, I hope I am not missing too many of my friends post.....:-) Hugs

GrandmaK said...

This is very humorous, not funny! Hoping there was no damage to your dentures! Cathy

Prayer Girl said...

Oh so cute and clever. Loved this.

Mine is up.

PG

Alan Burnett said...

Nice one : you made me laugh on a dull rainy morning.

willow said...

Uh-oh!! You know, I knocked out my front teeth when I was three. The dentist made a little retainer for me with four false teeth, to wear until my permanent teeth grew in. I enjoyed scaring kids by flipping it out!

MosaicMagpie said...

You better have your own teeth! You are not that old.
Debbie

kathew said...

clever you! I ejoyed this light hearted piece

Lyn said...

Thank goodness for fun..great take!!

Tumblewords: said...

I'm laughing! Cleverly done. Glad it's untruthful!

Sue J said...

Nice one! I'm trying to hang on to all of mine too :)